No luck guys.

YA FILTER

But my first bet's the new kid.

Am I part of this team or not? A little notice would be nice for fuck's sake.

Avengers, Speed incoming at Mach--

[The sound of a crash.]

What the hell!?!

.....

Oh crap.

[ooc: Back from an update, back and powerswitched.]

Things you should learn:

- Hi, I'm Speed.

- I'm gonna save your ass.

- There's no need to pay me.

- But tips don't hurt.

[ooc: Feel free to have a speedster running around collecting people-in-need to safe zones. But he can carry only one person at a time, sob, or two if you're both lightweight and small, double sob.

What's up, Santa? I don't talk to you much, and anyway I just got one wish.

Help mom

I want to get lucky.

That's all.

Tommy

[ooc; Strikeouts? NOT THERE.]

Too... much... food.

[ooc: Not really home, ninjaing sob.]

Stuffing. Thanksgiving Tradition, yes or no?

Things you should learn:

- Tommy Shepherd + Hamster Ball = 8th Wonder of the World waiting to happen

Things I've learned:

- people who mess with your music are bad people
- there are two of us and one of him, screw veggie burritos
- all girls hate Tony Stark
- I think I have a date!

Things I've learned:

- everyone's on vacation
- but no one knows how to party
- "Be more like Billy." Really?

[Snap.]

[Crackle.]

[Pop!]

...

[BOOM!]

That's better.